Edit: Novah did one too.
Time for some new year's predictions :D
January
Obama will be sworn in. By the end of the month Republicans will already be blaming the country's problems on him.
February
Springlike weather will arrive early this year.
March
School shooting results in a federal ban on ammunition.
April
Steve Jobs will finally admit that he has declining health and may not live much longer.
May
Religious extremists bomb abortion clinics.
June
Scientists warn of drought and the hottest summer in recorded history.
Summer starts off with a "bang".
July
The LHC will be delayed due to another malfunction.
Some countries withdraw their support.
August
Severe drought will cause food and water shortages around the world.
Many die.
September
More threats of terrorism coming from some surprising sources.
October
A kid is killed in Alaska for dressing as a polar bear for Halloween.
November
Christmas decorations are put up near the beginning of the month instead of waiting until after Thanksgiving.
Even more "Black-Friday" violence that no one seems to react to.
December
Smaller holiday season this year with the economy still tanking downward.
No New Year's glasses are sold because no one can figure out where the eyes will go.
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What "Reverend" Spitz doesn't realize is that his annoying attitude is the loudest advertisement for abortion a person could make.
Well it seems you're on a roll. This makes me afraid for March. o.o
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/06/01/us/01tiller.html?ref=global-home -- on the last day of May.
I suppose the good Rev. Donald Spitz is celebrating today.
So far:
January: Give-in
February: It was in some places
March: Winnenden School shooting, no federal ban
April: Steve Jobs underwent a liver transplant.
May: Abortion doctor was shot and killed.
June: Scientists say the UK will face a very warm summer.
North Korea tested a nuke late may.
update:
June: Record ocean temperatures.
July: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/lhc-atom-smasher-restart-delayed-yet-again-1765473.html
LHC is delayed due to malfunctions yet again.
Britain and Australia pull out of Iraq
http://www.usatoday.com/news/world/iraq/2009-08-01-iraq-coalition_N.htm
I'm scaring myself. I'm going to stock on on water bottles for August :<
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